Well, well, well, look what we have here! You young folks and your fancy watches! Today, I gonna tell ya somethin’ about this thing, this High imitation Rolex Submariner. You see it all over, right? Everybody want one, huh? They call it the official flagship store, fancy name, eh?
This Rolex, they say it’s the best, the top, number one! They say it the best 1:1 Rolex super clone. What that even mean? One to one? Like twins? They say it got a real Swiss movement. Swiss is a place far, far away. They make good cheese there, I hear. And good watches, I guess. They say this movement, it make the watch tick-tock real good. Make it like the real, real expensive one. But I wonder if it can tell me how to go to town.
They say you can buy this thing, this imitation Rolex Submariner, and feel good. They say it’s got style. What’s style? Like my old flower dress? They say it got functionality. Big word! Does it help me feed my chickens? Probably not. But it look shiny, I give it that. I saw a man once, had a watch that was shiny like this. He sure thought he was somethin’.
And these popular imitation Rolex Submariner, oh boy! They got all kinds! They say “additional links can be purchased.” What’s a link? Like on a chain? My old dog, bless his soul, he had a chain. Maybe you put this watch on a chain? These young folks and their new ideas, they make me laugh a lot.
- Submariner 16618
- Submariner 116619
- No-Date Submariner 14060/14060M
These here, these are the kinds they got, I reckon. Numbers and letters, all jumbled up. Makes my head spin just lookin’ at ’em. And the price! Oh, honey, you could buy a whole herd of goats for that kind of money! They sell and buy, this place. Big money, I’d say. It is called Swiss Watch Expo, which I can’t understand what it is.
They say this Rolex Submariner, it’s a good watch. They say it’s “highly accurate.” Means it tells time good, I guess. My old rooster, he was accurate. Woke me up every mornin’, right on time. Didn’t need no fancy watch. And shock resist, means it don’t break easy. Good thing, ’cause I drop things all the time. Butterfingers, my old man used to call me. And he said it good for the ocean. Ocean! What I need to go in the ocean for? I ain’t no fish! I don’t need to go underwater.
This Rolex Submariner, they say it got heritage. Like my grandma’s old quilt. Been in the family for years. This watch, it got a story, they say. Lots of people had it before. Important people, maybe. Who knows. All these people wearin’ the same watch. Sounds silly to me. Like all wearin’ the same shoes. Where’s the fun in that?
Now, they say this Rolex Submariner replica is just like the real thing. But cheaper, way cheaper. Now that’s somethin’ I understand. Why pay a lot when you can pay a little? Makes sense to me. But still, it’s a lot of money for somethin’ that just tells time. My old clock on the wall, it tells time just fine. And it don’t cost me an arm and a leg. It just stay there and tell me the time, day after day.
So, this High imitation Rolex Submariner official flagship store, it’s a mystery to me. All these fancy words and shiny things. I guess some folks like it. But me, I’m happy with my old clock. And my chickens. And my garden. Don’t need no fancy watch to tell me what time it is. I got the sun for that. And the rooster, when he was around. It is what it is, I think.
If you want one of these Rolex Submariner, I guess you can get one. It can show off, make you feel like you have made it. But don’t forget, it’s just a watch. Don’t let it tell you who you are. You be you. That’s all that matters. And that’s all I gotta say about that. The official flagship store is there, go find it if you want, I won’t stop you.
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