This here bag, you see, it’s called “Yves Saint Laurent YSL ENVELOPE BAG”. They say it’s “original order”, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, huh? I ain’t never heard of such a thing, but it sure looks like somethin’ them city folk would carry. My old bag, bless its heart, it’s seen better days. This one, though, it’s all shiny and new.
They say this here YSL Envelope bag, it’s from some fancy place, Saint Laurent. They make a big fuss ’bout it. This one lady, she called it “Resort 2018”. What in tarnation is “Resort 2018”? Must be one of them fancy places where they wear these bags. And the material, python and calfskin. It’s like a snake and a baby cow, I reckon. Rich folks stuff, ain’t it?
Now, I seen bags, plenty of ’em. Feed sacks, tater sacks, you name it. But this YSL Envelope, it’s different. It’s got this flap thing, like an envelope you get in the mail. And a chain, a shiny gold chain. Not like the rusty chains we use on the farm. This one’s for show, I reckon.
And this mark on it, “YSL”. Big letters, all fancy-like. Must mean somethin’ important. It’s like a secret that only rich people know. They say it stands for “Yves Saint Laurent“. I heard that’s some fancy fella who made these bags. Must be rollin’ in dough, that one.
I heard some folks talkin’, sayin’ this bag is a good “investment”. Now, I know ’bout investments. You plant a seed, you get a crop. You buy a cow, you get milk. But a bag? How’s a bag an investment? Unless you’re plannin’ on carryin’ gold in it, I don’t see how.
- This YSL Envelope bag, it’s got this pattern on it.
- Like little triangles, all stitched together.
- They call it “chevron”.
- Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a fancy restaurant.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ this Remake Yves Saint Laurent YSL ENVELOPE BAG ain’t pretty. It is. It’s real pretty. But is it worth all that fuss? I don’t know. Maybe if you’re one of them city folks, with your fancy parties and your highfalutin ways. But for me, give me a good, sturdy bag that can hold my groceries and maybe a chicken or two. That’s all I need.
They got different kinds, too. Different colors, different materials. This Saint Laurent YSL, they got a whole bunch of ’em. More than you can shake a stick at. They call it the “Envelope Handbags Collection”. Like it’s some kind of treasure. And they have this “Saint Laurent Official Website”. What is “Website”? I heard it is online, whatever online means. Maybe it is some kind of magic.
But this here YSL Envelope, it’s got somethin’ special about it. It’s like a little piece of that fancy world, right here in my hands. This bag, they say it’s “versatile”. Means it can be used in many ways. And “beautiful”, well, that’s plain to see. It’s got them “YSL initials” right there on the front. Like a brand on a cow, but fancier.
I seen a lady carryin’ one of these the other day. She was all dressed up, head to toe. And that bag, it just seemed to fit right in. Like it belonged there. They say it is “high quality” and “value”. What is value? Like how much money you pay for a chicken? I guess for city people, this YSL Envelope bag is like a good chicken.
Maybe one day, I’ll get me one of these YSL Envelope bags. Maybe when I win the lottery, or strike oil in my backyard. Until then, I’ll just keep on admirin’ ’em from afar. They sure are somethin’ to look at, these fancy Remake Yves Saint Laurent YSL ENVELOPE BAG. Somethin’ special, for sure.
This Anthony Vaccarello, he made this here Envelope. They say he’s a “designer”. Like someone who draws pictures, but for clothes and bags. Must be a nice job, sittin’ around and thinkin’ up fancy things all day. And this bag is the best of the best. So, if you want a good bag, a really good one, you gotta get this YSL Envelope. It’s the best one they got, they say.
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